Turn ons:
- Sitting on top of the couch.
- Sniffing in the back yard, trying to locate the spot where I dropped some of my greatest hits.
- Belly rubs.
- Tearing small stuffed animals to shreds.
Turn offs:
- Most humans.
- All humans dressed as United States Postal workers.
- Other dogs.
- Bath time.
Favorite Quote:
- "You know if you would just do as I say I wouldn't have to hurt you.” ― Amanda Stephan, The Price of Trust